EXPERIENCE THE SPACE BASTARDS IN OVERSIZED HARDCOVER GLORY
WHO THE HELL ARE THE SPACE BASTARDS?
Roy Sharpton
Postmaster General
An entrepreneur with a history of failed businesses, Roy was struck with the perfect vehicle for deliveries: the angry masses – eager for competition, freedom, and immediate gratification. The idea has taken hold, and under his volatile direction the IPS has become the most profitable business in history.
Davey Proton
Ex-Accountant
After nearly a decade of loyal service at Powers Industries, Davey was laid off for no good reason. With no options left, he impulsively joined the Intergalactic Postal Service with the hope of earning a huge signing bonus… if he survives.
“The Manicorn”
Ex-Convict
Manny Corns a.k.a. “The Manicorn”— a former hit man, ex-convict, and perhaps the deadliest member of the Intergalactic Postal Service. This horned behemoth believes that might and brutality maintain the natural order. The IPS is Manny’s playpen, perpetually confirming his personal philosophy.
“Resurrection” Mary
Mythical Force of Reckoning
Death on two legs. Unflinching and dispassionate. She rarely loses when fighting for a delivery. Postal workers fear her because no matter how many times she is killed, she returns to the fray seemingly unscathed.
Leroy Palestine
Divorced Ex-Real Estate Agent
Owes huge alimony to his ex-wife, Helen. Palestine loves the postal carrier lifestyle and right now he’s enjoying it all: Hair plugs, hard drugs, and complimentary tugs at the third largest brothel in the galaxy.
Calto Fremis
Ex-Privateer, fisherman, and rum connoisseur
After a series of adventures, Calto has come out of retirement and joined the service. As a postal carrier he has found a renewed sense of purpose in his golden years, in the unique way that only the Intergalactic Postal Service can offer.
Chuck “The Magic” Wagon
Alcoholic
After losing touch with reality on a backwater outpost, Chuck has wrestled with fitting into society for much of his life. They say that an alcoholic ends up in one of three places: Dead, sober, or in jail. Chuck found a fourth path: He became a Space Bastard.
Zordakk
???
Zordakk’s limited command of the English language has revealed almost nothing about this seemingly one of a kind creature.
Layla Fontane
Roy’s Ex-Assistant
Layla was a devoted employee of the Intergalactic Postal Service, using her executive and technical skills to help Roy Sharpton completely transform the company. Tenacious at corporate meetings and occasionally willing to get her hands dirty, Layla becomes fiercely protective of the service as it rises to prominence.
EXPERIENCE THE SPACE BASTARDS IN OVERSIZED HARDCOVER GLORY